Notice: This came From Jonathan Coulton's wiki page - jonathancoulton.com/wiki Chords: Dm 000231(or) 557765 Am(maj7) x02110 Fmaj7 133210 G6 320000 G6add11 320010 C Dm C I guess because my name is Bozo Dm C Dm C I was destined to be a clown Dm C But when I joined the traveling circus Dm Em I didn't think that it would bring me down F G E7 Am Make me angry like a sniper in a tower Am(maj7) And every Saturday Am7 D7 G G6 I take off my nose and say never more Fmaj7 G6add11 Pie in my face G6 Fmaj7 (Pie in my face) G6add11 Five days a workweek G6 Fmaj7 It's in my face G6add11 Pie in my face mute It sucks to be a clown C Dm C C Dm C I should have been a lion tamer Dm C Dm C Those guys get all the girls Dm C In a cage in satin tights Dm Em In a mane of golden curls F G E7 Am Everybody loves the guy who lives in danger Am(maj7) But in the center ring Am7 D7 G G6 I'm safe from everything except for Fmaj7 G6add11 Pie in my face G6 Fmaj7 (Pie in my face) G6add11 Five days a workweek G6 Fmaj7 It's in my face G6add11 Pie in my face mute It sucks to be a clown C Dm Em F C Dm Em F Ab Bb F G C Dm C The other night I dreamed of Arthur Dm C Dm C Ex-human-cannonball Dm C In the dream he asked the question Dm Em Do I fly or do I fall? F G What's the difference E7 Am Either way he's still a dead man Am(maj7) And he's finally free Am7 D7 G G6 No longer has to be up on stage Fmaj7 G6add11 Pie in my face G6 Fmaj7 (Pie in my face) G6add11 Five days a workweek G6 Fmaj7 It's in my face G6add11 Pie in my face mute It sucks to be a clown C Dm Em F C Dm Em Yeah it sucks to be a clown F C Dm Em Should have never been a clown F Ab Bb C Cause it sucks to be a clown